The EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND ARE SORRY YOU ASKED Post

Every once in a while, I get these crazy long email, chain, forward this, post this to your Facebook page, blah, blah, blah.  My gut reaction to this is DELETE, and usually I don't even take the time to read the entirety of it.  Who knows how many chains I'm responsible for breaking, probably people are now suffering in foreign lands because of my callousness.  okay, maybe not.

Since its been a very long time since I've posted here, I thought it might be a good time to get acquainted with me again.  I know, to some, I am unforgettable...to others, they wish they could be so lucky as to forget.  So, which ever category you belong in will determine if you leave, or stay on.  I'm not a charmer, you'll either like me or not.  No matter, I y'am, what I y'am.  

Without further ado... 

 EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME 

AND ARE NOW SORRY YOU ASKED QUESTIONNAIRE 

 The phone rings. Who will it be?

Brian, wondering why I didn't answer the phone the first 3 times he tried calling while I 
left my phone on vibrate...again.

- When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

I always try, but if there happens to be only one cart corral in a square mile parking lot and  I'm not near it, well, then...

- In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I like to talk, but if some other blabber mouth is doing all the talking then I'll gladly just listen. 

- Do you take compliments well? I guess I do.

- Do you play Sudoku? Absolutely not.  Enough with the math already!!


- If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? On my Ninja skills alone

- Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Nope, and I think I turned out okay.


- What was your favorite game as a kid?
The "Get your younger brother to do dumb things game" was one of my favorites!


- Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Wha?!  What would my husband say?!  


- Do you like to pursue or be pursued?

Pursued, especially if they're coming towards me with cash!

- Use three words to describe yourself?  Comfy, Happy, Curious

- Do any songs make you cry? Depends on the singing


- Are you continuing your education?
I am home schooling my 5 children...I learn new things everyday.


- Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes, and they're hidden so don't even ask to see them


- How often do you read books?
Daily...and sometimes I read the same part over and over because I keep getting interrupted.  
- Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The present...living each day as a gift from the Lord


- What is your favorite children’s book?
All time FAVE...The Grown Up Day 


- What color are your eyes?
Hazel
- Where is your dream house located?
Right between my pillow and my alarm clock


- If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?

If the kids are out, then my photos would be next

- When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
2 years ago...and I haven't missed it. at. all.


Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Germantown, Ohio...to Sophie's basketball game...Go Mustangs!!


- Do you like mustard? Yes, especially on a chili cheese dog, but, alas, it makes my lips itch, so I'm really not supposed to eat it.


- Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Shameful question. sleep wins.


- Do you look like your mom or dad?
I don't think I look like either.  Dad says they found me under a rock, in a ditch.  


- How long does it take you in the shower?
About 9 minutes


- Can you do the splits?
Banana, of course, but none of those icky red cherries!


- What movie do you want to see right now?
Charade...
- What did you do for New Year’s?
I went to bed at 10 pm...it was wonderful!  


- Do you own a camera phone?
yes, but I don't use it
- What’s the last letter of your middle name?
"N"
- How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
8 lovely hours


- Do you like Care Bears?
I don't care for them


- Do you know how to play poker?
Sure do


- Do you wear your seat belt?
Yes, Julie, I do


- How many meals do you eat a day?
2 full meals and 2 snacks


-Do you like funny or serious people better?
seriously?


- Ever been to L.A.?
Yes, and I came out alive!


- Did you eat a cookie today?
Yep...actually, I ate 2!


- Do you hate chocolate?
How could I hate something that has always been so good to me?  


- Are you a gullible person?  Not usually


- Are you easy to get along with?  I hope so!

-Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes

- Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? 
Yes, the rhinestones on one of my shirts

 How many countries have you visited? 
9, I think, but I might be forgetting one.

-Have you made a prank phone call?  Yep, as a teenager my friends and I called a dating service number giving another  friends address and phone information

- Ever been on a train? Yes...In Italy, Germany, and Switzerland 

- Do you use chap stick?  Sure do, but I don't share with anyone, sick-o!

- Do you own a gun? Maybe I do, maybe I don't...only the bad guy who tries to break in


will know for sure.

-Can you use chop sticks?  Of course! The best way to eat sushi!

- Ever have cream puffs?  oh yes, and I love those little ones from Costco!

- What was the last question you asked? Did you brush your teeth?

-Do you have any tattoos? Do you really have to ask this?

- Are you sarcastic? bah! me? ha!

- Ever walked into a wall?  More than I care to admit.

- Do looks matter?  Yes, of course they do...especially if you're in trouble!

- Do you have good vision?  With my glasses on I can see just fine!

- The last person you high fived? My son, Titus for beating my high score on Fruit Ninja

- What is your favorite animal?


 Anything cute, furry, four legged, and poops outside in someone else's yard.

- Can you hula hoop? Not if my life depended on it.

- Do you have a job? No, I'm a lazy good for nothing who sits around eating bons bons 
and painting her nails.

- What was the most recent thing you bought? Milk

- Have you ever crawled through a window?  I refuse to incriminate myself.


There you have it, folks!  Did you learn anything?  Did you leave because it was so long?
I almost did, but refueled with coffee for a renewed sense of energy and exuberance.  
I can't promise that you'll learn something every time you visit here, but there's a good chance you'll go away with a chuckle and a smile.