A Quick Joke

Q: What's black and blue and purple all over?
A: My Foot!

Okay, it's not very funny. I agree. I'd take a picture of it ( my foot) and post it, but my toenails aren't done. I have a "thing" about people seeing my toenails when they're not painted and looking nice. Besides, what color would I paint them that wouldn't clash with my bruises?!
This isn't my real post for the day, it's just a temporary fix until this evening.